so in sum:

  • beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
  • laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
  • on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
  • on taylor swift’s birthday
  • when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album 
  • thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
  • on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit

y’all literally could never